It is what it is

listoflifehacks:

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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

meeplol:

The neighbor was a weird man, he was reclusive and never really spoke to anyone. Tom liked to scare me by saying he must be a murderer, that he always kept to himself so people wouldn’t catch on. I didn’t like the jokes and would tell him off, the neighbor was probably just shy. Although I got mad…

meeplol:

I am watching her all the time. She doesn’t know it, which is strange. her webcam light should be lit whenever the cam is on, but i guess since I’m always watching she just passes the light off as normal. Don’t get scared now. I would never hurt her. All I do is watch. I don’t even know where she…

meeplol:

The human eye is one of nature’s most complex and sophisticated creations. The really amazing part of what your eye does is the transformation of light into electrical impulses. This is done by the photoreceptor cells in your retina.

There are two kinds of these cells. The rods and the cones….

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background