It is what it is

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

Can you find the mistakes in these photoshopped pictures? THEY’RE PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS YO!

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

precumming:

sassykardashian:

precumming:

noone ever have to fake an orgasm w me

yeah cause no one will ever have sex with you

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